A very serious community initiative

Help Us Ban Wakaan From Discord

We tried patience. We tried reason. We even tried muting him. Now we’re trying capitalism.

The campaign

For too long, Wakaan has roamed the Discord unchecked. Every questionable take, every unnecessary ping, every moment of chaos has brought us to this point.

Our goal is simple: raise $1,000 in the name of restoring peace, order, and a reasonable notification count.

Will this fundraiser actually control Discord moderation? Absolutely not. But will it make the campaign significantly funnier? Yes.

What your contribution supports

01

Peace & Quiet

Fewer questionable messages. Fewer @everyone incidents. A brighter tomorrow.

02

Community Morale

Give the server something everyone can finally unite behind.

03

Pure Comedy

Because turning a Discord ban into a four-figure fundraising campaign is objectively ridiculous.

Important legal-ish nonsense: This is a parody fundraiser made as a joke between friends. It is not affiliated with GoFundMe, Discord, or PayPal. Contributions do not guarantee any moderation action, ban, suspension, exile, disappearance, or reduction in Wakaan-related activity.